Monday, May 31, 2010
Memorial Gay Two Thousand and Ten
Finally the Vaporizer has been being put to use. It's such a different feeling, it feels alright. Friday was the Hipster-land Farmers Market, we went because its right outside of G's window, even the tamales have no LARD! I got some strawberries, artichoke hummus and pita chips. we stayed in and had some mimosas at night time. On Saturday PHONES' played a daytime in store show @ POObah records in pasadena! Our Friends 'PEGLEGLOVE' were playing a record release show w/ The Crystelles (ex-christian death) but they couldn't make it so I/we pretty much convinced em' to let us hop on. I got these silly glasses from the school and I wrote "Stoner" on one frame and "Princess" on the other, Thats the name that Boots (shagrats frontman) gave me (haha). The Show was Fun even though pretty empty, The Pegleg Boys are a good band, and it was our second show with them AWESOME! Later that evening we crashed a party across the street, went to little boy bar for a hott second, ate a Street dog w/ the bacon and all the fixings went back to the pad and vaporized some more. Sunday was the silverlake flea market and we went to check it out! the best booth was these people from an awesome store in hollywood called 'beauty is pain' mainly their Vinyl selection was pretty awesome! they had T.S.O.L., Salem 66, The Cramps, various good 80's punk stuff, I got a super cool vintage Dennis the Menace record from like 62' or sumthing like that (WOA!) + Their awesome friend/CraftsWoman "The Pink Avenger" had some amazing hand-made pieces but i guess wasn't doing to well that day. Some of her stuff included Eye earrings w/ those little eyes that move that are used for childrens crafts for only 50cents! Dinosaur Toy chains with Dinosaur heads at the end, awesome hair clips/full neck necklaces using sequins, silver, beads and a buncha other junk. After we went to a daytime warehouse show party in DWNTWN to check out The Lovely Bad Things ( a new garage 4 piece from Orange county 3 boys 1 girl, they're all only like 18 and they rock!) There was a Gay Pool-Water-Slide-Outdoor-Bar party around the corner too that I did know about that we passed by. I wish I was a little bit more in shape or sexy or sumthing, or maybe those aren't the types of gays im interested in, however i do think it's awesome that they are making nights/events at these random wetback bars and stuff in Dwtwn LA, there's this other one coming up called "juke joint circle jerk" im thinking this is the closest thing to "Club Feral" that L.A.s gunna get (haha) it's at this 'random wetback bar around the corner from the smell on main that nobody ever goes in, so i guess these crazy gays are finally putting use to these empty LA mainly mexican bar spaces- yay! what they're doing is actually really awesome! even what people have done w/ La cita is coool if you really think about it and know what these places were like just 3-4 years ago...yeahyeaheyehyeahyeahyeah i dunno. Need more Avocado? YES!
Friday, May 28, 2010
MarRThela!
I will forever remember this moment; I had already moved to Napa but had come back to visit during the summer and I would hang out w Natalie a bunch and Marcie would always pick us up/drop us off from wherever we wanted to hangout. We went through the burgerking drivethru one night and I got onion rings! BK style). I was really crazy at the age of 13-14 and it was already starting to play pranks on people and was often probably quite annoying. When the rings were passed to me in the backseat I was pretty anxious to eat em' but could tell they were steaming hot so I took a small soft bite (I could hardly hold that shit in my fingers it was so hottt) I shouted out to everyone, complaining that the rings were "Hella cold!" yes Cold. So Marcie was like "omg let me see" and totally snags one outta the bag and hella chomps down on it hella hard and at this point everyones hellla lauging (like I am now) she was totally doing that hot mouth hard breath thing, sooooo funny. I guess it sounds kinda F'd up, I mean a mouth full of hot hot fooood is prettty annoying and I knew that telling her they were super cold when actually burning hot was just the right thing that would really sturrr shit up, start a riot, set it offff, It Did! She was laughing tooo. This kinda reminds me of just like 2 years ago D. called me an "Evil-fuck" all mad like, and coming from sumone who thinks satanism is awesome and punk, I was like 'Wow' he thinks im more evil than himself! (compliment) i think its cuz we were pissing him off that night.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Cocky Road
"Trashy in the Sheets, Classy in the Streets"
This Picture here, to me, represents how LA used to be in the late 70's/early 80's, when shit was new, actually rock&roll/Punk, being cool was so much coooler than the cool now kinda, right? -fuck all this new school fashion shit! The jubileeFestival was o.K yesterday, The Allah las, Tijuana Panthers, & Weave! were Definitely the best. LA is pretty mellow and the people/younger crowd around here are pretty up-tight, not completely but enough to damper the parteee just a weee bit @ times, truly there just is not as much Love here. Las nite we had Dog-quitos, it's basically a taquito w/ instead of shredded beef/chicken wrapped and fried in a corn tortilla, its a beef or turkey frank wiener. It's i guess o.k but it seems more like a 'late night after going out drunk/buzzed snack' BUT also theres this other mexican style non-meat taquito that I am calling a Potato-quito where theres like mashed potatoes inside, it's like way better and it doesn't feel like you have to be drunk to eat it! waaaaaah waaa waaa
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Theres this burrito place near G's School that we went to las night Called 'J&S drive In # 3' that has the most affordable taco/burrito-hamburger/hotdog-orange bang hut menu in this entire huge vicinity of LA, Only its technically not in LA, its just at the very rim of East LA but in Montebello YEAH. He said it's been there about 25 + years, before that it had a different name. Him and his friends would go there after partying N' shit. I guess it's open 24 hours ALWAYS! and it's not like Tacos 24 hours michoacan over on this side, it's not like Estrella either at the corner, I know theres a difference!
Heres from this mornings practice/jam encounter
WTF is a Tortada?
Thursday, May 20, 2010
JERK-BACK!
The Wetback men across the street are totally watching porn right now, I know because they leave their front door open with just the screen door shut (screen doors aren't exactly sound proof) and put that shit on full blast and the whole fuckin street can hear, children around and all, I guess they really don't give a shit. OMG a little girl just walked by their house totally looking in that direction because of the loud ass fake porno moaning. I couldn't imagine what the neighborhood would do if i put my porn watching on shout! they would really feeel awkward then because it would be a buncha man-moans (lol). what creeps me out is that now after it is over I can hear the wetback men talking, eeew does that mean they were jerking it together? what if they're brothers or sumthing!?! The guy who used to live here, thats his mom/familes house..I noticed that the mom just arrived, I wonder what she woulda done if she had come home to hearing that lame racket(Sick-Sad-World).
Definition circumcision PART 1
1.Smegma- In Males, helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant.
2.Vernix caseosa- also known as vernix, is the waxy or cheese-like white substance found coating the skin of human babies.
3.Stingy-
reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items.
tight or cheap.
A-Buy me a pint please.
B-No, piss off.
A-Ooh ye stingy cunt.
4.Chicken Hawk- American and British gay culture to denote older males who prefer younger males for partners, who may less often be called "chickens"
5.Puta- means whore or bitch in portuguese, spanish, and Filipino.
pinche puta!
6.Gay crashing- (phrase): for a heterosexual to enter an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans) event such as a Pride parade or festival.
7.Gay discount- The unofficial discount given to you when the queer salesperson recognizes that you are also a queer; one of the many perks of not being a heterosexual.
8.TITTS- t.i.t.t.s. - short for Taking It To The Shore. when you and your friends are going to the beach. what are we doing today? titts!
9.Horny- An animal that possesses a horn.
10.Creampie- the fantastic act of leaving a load of male jelly inside a vagina or crap pipe. it's very nature is the mother of all creation. That's right, if your daddy didn't manage a Creampie all those years ago, you'd still be itch in his pants. The male will generally bullshit about wanting to pull out before ejaculation. But as we all know, this is in fact just a load of crap.
"That's right little Johnny, even you came from a Creampie!"
11.Jerk Nap- Masturbation followed by a power Nap also known as a "Hollywood Nap"
12.Jerk Space- The space between two parked cars which is just small enough to not fit your car. This space is left by someone with the wherewithal to neither pull up nor back up a little bit in order for your car to fit
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
"In the end, the Silverlake Jubilee's mission is to make the sprawling city of Los Angeles seem a little smaller, a little more intimate and a little more aware through creative community involvement. "These types of things are happening every night here," Martinez says. "We want to show people that this is the type of talent thriving in these neighborhoods and why people should continue to come here throughout the year to experience entertainment of this level."
(stoked for Saturday! seems like its gunna be a less fucked up sunset junction,
like maybe the way it used to be! all this stuff seems so non-mainstream, I love it and it freaks me out!
http://www.latimes.com/theguide/music/la-et-guidefeature20-20100520,0,5732729.story
The Teadrop Explodes - Bouncing Babies [Single Version]
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Marnonda Montebello Harshmello
Monday, May 17, 2010
I GUESS THEE END REALLY IS NEAR! (GULP)
"Really I think it’s reasonable for people to start to worry about this. The star is a fair distance away in our terms so it will take a while for the blast wave to hit us but given the vast distances of space and the delay in receiving images from such a distant location there is a very real possibility that the energy wave is about to hit us. People should be very, very worried,” said Scrape TV Science analyst Dr. Howard Poe. “We could be experiencing the end of days in our lifetime, perhaps this is the end that the Mayans predicted all that time ago. I mean there’s a good chance that the wave won’t hit us on exactly the day they predicted but there’s a good chance. Either way, we are doomed and should start preparing for that.”
"Experts have often recommended stocking up on food and weapons before panic sets in and rioting begins"
“The first thing people should do is build yourself an underground bunker of concrete and steel. That won’t protect you from the apocalypse but it will protect from the roving hordes determined to take what’s yours. After that people should begin stocking the bunker with non-perishables and bottled water. A significant supply of automatic weapons is also a good idea,” said Scrape TV Apocalypse analyst Seth Morris. “After you’ve complete preparations people should make peace with their loved ones and whatever higher power they believe in. Beyond that, just prepare for the inevitable and enjoy your final days.”
WOW-REALLY? WOW REALLY?HOLY SHIT I CANT DO THIS HOLY SHIT I CANT DO THIS!
Hassling Gay Giraffe
Nuther wEEk nuther hunk hunt, not really...
"Why is my hair the way it is
I want it to shimmer and shine
be long and silky like Halle Berry’s
Why is my hair the way it is
I want it to be like Eve’s
Golden Brown with highlights framed to my face with glitter throughout
Why is my hair the way it is"
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Silverlake Jubileeneee!
SATURDAY MAY 22* | SUNDAY MAY 23* |
SUNSET STAGE 10:30am – 11:00am Sweaty Sunday UNDER the SUNSET BRIDGE SANTA MONICA STAGE EL CID STAGE | SUNSET STAGE 10:30am – 11:00am Sweaty Sunday 11:15am – 12:10pm Fashion Show 12:40pm – 1:10pm Lola Red and the Kicks 1:40pm – 2:10pm Downtown/Union 2:40pm – 3:10pm Wet & Reckless 3:40pm – 4:10pm Dios 4:40pm – 5:15pm Seasons 5:45pm – 6:20pm The Monolators 6:50pm – 7:25pm Walking Sleep 7:55pm – 8:35pm Voxhaul Broadcast 9:05pm The Like SANTA MONICA STAGE EL CID STAGE |
I make fART N' Shit Toooooozle
So Weave! didn't play las nite-that's not surprising at all, I guess they are gunna play eventually but had to cancel, Maybe they just get cooler n cooler as these days go by, So do I so I can definitley relate(lol). My dad busted out w/ the Jar of herbs this morning and I just now decided to make sum ganja oil, santa cruz meets LA its defiinitley gotta good mixture of Bammer and yes shhhwagg haha. It's already in the pan on low and going! Not exactly bomb here but th' shits gotta get sumthing outta sumthin right? Right, Because When I smoked bammer outta A's "Monkey" it totally worked! same deal yeah yeah yeah. may sound nasty and fat but I wanna make home-made mozzarella sticks, what can I make w/ the oil? Pad thai w/ peanut sauce or whatever (omg!) that won't get me shoken up enough, cookies-cupcakes ER!?! saturday been home allll day, washing, working on a shoebox-canvas-collage, Cleaned summm, wanna seee what I can find at the $99? maybe...I want a Boyfriend!
Friday, May 14, 2010
"Hipster Death Two Thousand and Ten"
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Mannequin Zucchini
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
TWAMP COMP PART 16!
The Tape is Finally done, with all the songs atleast. This Comp is Called "Smog'd out" (a mix between being completley smoked out and being clean air deprived due to smog and the songs I listen to all while doing this/feeling this way haha) No serious though. Im going to go make copies now for the cover/inside info sheet (fun!) Not sure if I should go to a local boyle heights drug store w/ a copy machine or a corporate Fed-ex kinko's (which ever ones cheaper FUCK!)
"Something new everyday!"
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
BIRDA PARDISE
Monday, May 10, 2010
JALAPENO AND QUESO TAMALE!
Sunday, May 9, 2010
YOU STUPID OX! EYE OF THEE OX!
Saturday, May 8, 2010
BRAINBABYBOOBJOB
GOTTTTTA MAKE THESE SOOON!
THIS IS NOT YOUR BETTY PAGE GIRLFRIEND!
FWAT?
Poseur is a pejorative term, often used in the punk, heavy metal, hip hop and goth subcultures to describe a person who adopts the dress, speech, and/or mannerisms of a group or subculture, generally for attaining acceptability within the group, yet who is deemed to not share or understand the values or philosophy of the subculture. While this perceived inauthenticity is viewed with scorn and contempt by members of the subculture, the definition of the term and to whom it should be applied is subjective. While the term is most associated with the 1970s- and 1980s-era punk and hardcore subculture, English use of the term originates in the late 19th century.