KINDERGARTEN-PUNK

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Monday, September 28, 2009

funday


I am not Perez ..im cuter..Celebraties are weird but they SUCK!

do fulltime punx have part time jobs? maybe so and maybe it's about time...do you know what "creampie" means? pretty much how we all got here...now thats WEIRD! why are boys such boys even when "gay" or "gayy-ish" wtf...its another monday here in the country...I want the WEAVE! E.P. They are This amzing Post-dub-Punk band from L.A. (female fronted) of course they are super good!I have 3 favorite Dogs in the world...1.Mr. Smokey 2. Mr. Harlem and last but not least 3. Ms. Nella...2 pits and one half pit...and their ears are not clipped!

All Night





'still waiting for my lover yeah he's got long hair black bangs and beetle boots his band is playing battle of the garages tonight...Im gonna bring a dozen tamales and i think its gonna be funnn' uhhh...

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His Puppy collection


if this shitty old blanket of dwains is all i have to use then i guess thats fine..its a fucking raiders blanket and its more like a rug or fucking throw or whatever the fuck...I met a cutie tonight and He works with animals and had really a cute stuffed animal puppy collection and these two really cute kittens 'KITTEN FOREVER' all i can really say is Fuck N.S.A. Fuck N.S.A.! aneway

I took Smokey for a walk today it was hottt-it is good. "You want murphy's michelle
?" I had Murphy's today and I asked if you can eat it there...Hello no.."Can you guys cook it for us here and then we eat i right in front?...uh we don't have an oven" wtf...My friends friend , this dude gave me a buncha Broaches (blunt roaches) last night thanXxx and we rolled a "generation J" yay! I wanna see The Coathangers again..I wanna SEe them for My B-DAy! "MASHELLE!"

Sunday, September 27, 2009

SCION GARAGE FEST!!!

Saturday, October 172:30 p.m. - 12:30 a.m.
Will Call (Opens 1:00 p.m. day of event)Located @ Parking Lot:NW 5th Ave and Couch (directlyacross the street from SomedayLounge) - see mapPortland, OR 97209
Lineup Schedule
Venues:
Satyricon:125 NW 6th Ave.Portland, OR 97209All Ages
Berbati's Pan:231 SW Ankeny StPortland, OR 97209All Ages
Someday Lounge:125 NW 5th AvePortland, OR 9720921 +
Dante's:1 SW 3rd AvePortland, OR 9720921 +

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"Fuckin Fruit"

its so goddamn hot here...im in vallejo right now...Vallejo is known as a place where Sly and the Family Stone came from And The Zodiac Killer and its Doc or whatever for boats n Ships N Junk...I want the new Norton 60's comps that just came out this year! I'll bet PAULA would have loved them! so like totally what it do for Halloween? I actually wanna have fun this year...Thinking about going to Tempe for dia de los muertos...it seems like L. can Definitley use sum vistors from back home...And wha a pleasant stay it would be to have ME come visit...maybe I'll find a lover in Arizona..Shit I feel like im in the desert now GEEEZUS! i had this super good vanilla soymilk that i sampled at cosco..I wanted to stand there the whole time and take like 10 little tiny dixie shot cups worth but I only had two...I really wanna walk the dog but its as hot as I would imagine hell to be (Jeffrey's There) toodles... Fruit (slang)
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The RETARDOS

last night was definitley "shitcan" according to J. the meat balls and cheese and stuff were super good..i can still feel the alcohol in my system....im in santa rosa....Bratmobile once played here!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

In the fucking Country


THE BROOD!
Amy Gore Requested my friendship on myspace, She has a new band w/ Nikki Corvette called Gorvette! That seems pretty awesome right? I shaved my head completely yesterday...I wanted to feel masculine like an army guy or sumthing...i think it turns me on but im such a bobble head-God! im glad i didn't set up for a Goa-tee that would have been weird. A huge mountain/ wet sticky ball of resin shot right into my mouth about an hour ago and I can still taste it (eew) from this lil one hitter that T. gave me a while back when we were smoking in the back of her B'F's truck in the camper Shell with Lady K outside her sissy's softball game..."This is what we do in the suburbs" Im wondering what these next couple of months are gpnna look like because im gonna be 24 next month Holy Shit and I don't like that age..I wanna be 23 Foreverrr! This Weekend is also the Folsom St Fair ( SF's Leather and fetish Fair mainly for men) I would go if I lived There Or had Cash But Im Stuck HEre and The suburban lifestyle kicks in for me once again, Im still caged in..but in a way i have the key! "DREAM LOVER COME RESCUE ME"-Mariah Carey- yeah thats it. "I think its time to cook a meal to feel the emptyness I feel"-SoftCell

Friday, September 25, 2009

Jack be nimble jack be with the quickness


" He Doesn't care about that dog he wants to murder it" well i feel like if i was in his days i would have stayed with him and we would have been lovers....you may think im sick and twisted yesss but i guess i am "One-evil-fuck" I would have got him to collect records instead of body parts!

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KARAOKENAPA


HI JULIE GIRL number 2 ..i had one or two bites of the cream from the pufffs that M Brought and She Showed us a Pic OF her nasty Labia Jesus. I finally relieved like a thirty day load of laundy( well more like 15) The Toaster oven spring rolls are off the honda, the lesbian made for the british network movie was? what was it?.... "I can tell that you hung out with the ghetto crowd in Sonoma because you told that guy 'We're having a small KickBAck' those were the words you decided to use and it reminded me of my Monette" its totally Cool. I wanna have a small "kickback" for my bURnDay and I want sumone to DEEEEjaaaay>.Im exzonded for Halloween! Im thinking of lots of things including a discharged marine, a 60's garage girl (like the other years) so what...A witch and a Huge human size dildo ( kidding ). ttyl goodnight drinking budlight in the cuburbs suburbs guburbs.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

zebrastrips

I can hear the music,I can see the Psychedelic colors, and I can feel the vibratrions...

chigadha

I can hear the birds...The ones that smokey has once eaten...Those ones didn't come back to life! Theres bew ones and their going wild...Today @ my Moms house..Im glad that I came because I get to see the dog..even though hes not around me right now..Its still real country like around here and It makes me just live in the slow-land i guess...