"I Wan't My Baby-Back Baby-Back, Baby-back, Baby-back"

Eat Me out, Drink Me out, Smoke me out!
just don't shut me up!

High.. Tension

WireClinging Ringer Wild Weirdo

HAPPY 40TH YOU GUYSSsss..WHAT WOULD WE HAVE DONE WITHOUT SESAME ST Won't you tell me how to get how to get to Dickinme st.

Eating Lightly until Thanks-Thanks!

I saw This @ an Antique shop in sebastopol but it was kinda caca and didn't work...I still hellllla wanted it but theeeeee owner wasn't even there, it was this weird dude who told us to callll the

woman to ask what the price of it wasss...He was just there "Tweaking".

J. was like They're hella Tweak city down here and She was definitley right...I knew I should have walked out with it! TITTIES...

After All The Gummie worms, Chips-dips, Frozen Pizzas, Sandwiches, Crackers-cheese, cheesy popcorn, and alllllllllllllllllll the rest of the junk Im finally 150 lbs!...I don't really mind it, its just that it's all in my belllllllllllllllllllllllllllly and I guess the beeeer doesnt help...I wanna be like hella worked out and be able to take off my shirt and show offff like the rest of you slutsss...

H-weeen was pretty fun because I didn't see a single SLut-costume-girl, that was amazing, that a lone made my night like totally...

Right now im @ Lady K.'s and They're out gettting beer but they are with K's mom sooo Who know what the hell will go on or what kinda trouble the get into just going to the 7-11 right around the corner.

The Mini road-trip east to the country was pretty funnn....M. had lots of good leftover candy and I like her den and the lil' boy is hilarious!

We ate @ chili's, I'd never beeeen there before, Remember the Chili's babyback rib commercials from the 90's? the chiken sand was pretty average and gooood and of course always my favorite.

Im in love with chicken like "Daisy" from Girl interupted only I don't hide them under my bed..

There is no under my bed so even if i wanted to I couldn't.. Honestly I love rotisserie more than a lot of things but defintley not more than men...After that we drove up to Willow's to visit S.'s old friend K. and her hunky husband in the country and theeey had noooo neighbors or anything..i had a lot of fun and wasss the total cabin life or sumthing..I was actually helllla scared that night and the spirits were fucking with meeee shit!!!

Thanks S.! TTYL

WILLOW DILDO

Den-Spent

NO!

YESSSSSSSsss! Where have y ouuuuuuuuu beeeen my whole entire gay life>?

Shanti shanti!

On a little road trip in the "sutter" county 30 mins north of downtown..

visiting sum old friends...we are in a city in which we call Yuba ..There are many middle easterns here ..now we're going to Willow's..

S. says they have no internet or no cell phone service what the funk? I hella couldn't sleeep last night and had to quietly jerk...The vikes were soooooooooo good..are good..god..

I wanna party and play HELLLA BAD! Saw VI hella sucked...But thanxx M. for having usss..we missed u!

Boooz-her

I was really messssed up last night and I on't really remember this

Funnnn

H alloween's a sudden BOO & just as quick as a scream

OK!

GOTTA-MOVE! GOTTA-MOVE!

Some people get sexual pleasure by inserting objects into the urethra (the tube through which urine and, in men, semen, flows).[8] If these objects are urethral sounds, the practice is known as "sounding".[9] Other objects such as ball point pens and thermometers are sometimes used, although this practice can lead to injury and/or infection.[10] Some people masturbate by using machines that simulate intercourse.
Men and women may masturbate until they are close to orgasm, stop for a while to reduce excitement, and then resume masturbating.

1 more day till Halloween halloween halloween 1 more day till halloween...

HELLAWEED!

2 little Pumpkins sitting on a gate

one was dumb and one was gay

I am the bitch witch

The ghost is The host

Theres a goblin at the door and

he says he wants coke

There's a house upon the hilltop

where we can go and smoke

The demons there are whirling

And the spirits swirl about

You can even get a zombie to

cum into your mouth

and there willl be tons of

Jack-off-lanterns!

RAW CATTT!

HALLo-HUNKYHALLO-HUSBANDS-"Thinking and dreaming thinking and dreaming"I still Do Heart Beth Ditto "In Spite of it All" Seeeeing Goxxxip on sunday was better then expected.It was a last minute thing and it was definitley worth it. Somebody actually gave me a free ticket, he had a printed out one..I guess it was meant to be because I didn't have money and my friends were gonna pay for me. Their set was a lot better than i expected too, I remembering thinking like oh shit it's still Beth N' it's still goooood! Mostly alll the new disco stuuuffff they played sum classics as well. We draaank blue mooons and junk in the car or should i say JEEP cherokee (laredo) and than walked down to the ballroom to catch MEN's last song, featuring the Mr. from Le tigre it was cool for what it was but it wasn't all that...

So im think im just gonna be a caveman for Halloween and/or wear my mummy costume that i made last year for Club Feral's Dia De Los Muertos Party..(which rocked))) I always wanna do drag but I end up chikening out these day well I feel like I look like shit un-shaven and I'd rather look like a male slut then a Female one...I guess or sumthing..maybe. Idunnnoooooooo.......

A person can definitley never have too many clothes or too many recordsss and thats actually kinda annoying because I WANT MORE MUSIC dammit! I thought about doing a cover of Kitten Forever's "Great Big Lies" but like the boyyy version My version..I wonder how theyyy would feel about itt..I think it would be gooooooooood...TTYL

"Who wouldn't loved to be loved to be loved loved"

B-day night # 1

"Bear-cUb?"Last Weekend K. and M. took me to Sac..We went to a fewdifferent placed and than ended up at at sacto's badlands yeah...

M & N made me a portable turtable cake, It looked amazing...it wasn't all that tasteeee because I've had so much cake in my lifetime and i feel reallllly fat right now...

I also forgot to give thanxxxx to my family for everything, for "keeping me alive"as well.

N. gave me a Fostersss and a cool wallet and soxxxx and M. told me over lunch @ the hidden spot "you got a computer. calamari, and coach!-it's a good b-day" she was right...and now all thatss over and it's time to take in this age and do something, be sumone, go sumwhere...I discovered Beth Ditto waaaaaaay before Perez Hilton even realized he had a weight problem! or before aneone ever really cared about new school main stream media really.

"HOLLYWOOD BITCH WHY ARE YOU SO RICH!?"

...I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT

I QUIT I QUIT!

so im starting up again!

Cotton mouth Blow Job!

No Dream Lovers tonight. The Eagle definitley rocked! no Eagle Rock no! but the eagle tavern in SF was definitley once a Gay bar like years ago but still livesss up to it's name because I did see some leather boyssss and junk that J. pointed out....Hunxxx was changin over in our corner and than peeeed before he was about to go on...Bronnee is so nice and funnny... Thee Primitivas were more than amazing...Thee old man in charge of the front door was so paranoid about the pump the penis pump the pumpkin...M. E. G. D. J. J. thanxxx for cuming and keeping me alive!
And thanxx so much you guys for seriously taking me to expensive sucheee and funky french tunnna and stuffff.....
Love ME!