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Monday, August 16, 2010

Mars-eeeee!




The Red Planet is about to be spectacular!

This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.

The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide at a modest 75-power magnification.

Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye.

Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.

By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month. Share this with your children and grandchildren.

Monday, May 17, 2010

I GUESS THEE END REALLY IS NEAR! (GULP)



"Underground bunker berths and 'survival condos' purport to offer refuge from nuclear wars, terrorist attacks, giant tsunamis, 2012 — you name it."
"Larry Hall is recruiting rich clients for what he calls an underground survival condo — in Kansas. He envisions a building that goes 15 floors beneath the ground, with units selling for $1.75 million. "After the earthquakes and volcanic explosions, they're calling up, saying everything they said was going to start happening is "said Hall, an engineer who lives in Florida. "It's making people nervous."
Legions of Americans dug backyard fallout shelters to ride out atomic Armageddon during the Cold War. Now, with heightened concerns about terrorist attacks in the post- 9/11 world, a new generation is looking underground"

"Really I think it’s reasonable for people to start to worry about this. The star is a fair distance away in our terms so it will take a while for the blast wave to hit us but given the vast distances of space and the delay in receiving images from such a distant location there is a very real possibility that the energy wave is about to hit us. People should be very, very worried,” said Scrape TV Science analyst Dr. Howard Poe. “We could be experiencing the end of days in our lifetime, perhaps this is the end that the Mayans predicted all that time ago. I mean there’s a good chance that the wave won’t hit us on exactly the day they predicted but there’s a good chance. Either way, we are doomed and should start preparing for that.”

"Experts have often recommended stocking up on food and weapons before panic sets in and rioting begins"
underground nuclear bunker

“The first thing people should do is build yourself an underground bunker of concrete and steel. That won’t protect you from the apocalypse but it will protect from the roving hordes determined to take what’s yours. After that people should begin stocking the bunker with non-perishables and bottled water. A significant supply of automatic weapons is also a good idea,” said Scrape TV Apocalypse analyst Seth Morris. “After you’ve complete preparations people should make peace with their loved ones and whatever higher power they believe in. Beyond that, just prepare for the inevitable and enjoy your final days.”

WOW-REALLY? WOW REALLY?HOLY SHIT I CANT DO THIS HOLY SHIT I CANT DO THIS!