"I HAVE TO RIDE THE BUSssss"

"Baby Partee?

"I Wanna be like You, Till Thee end of time"

"TEEN-PUNK"

Make it big, print it out, cut it out @ a gay bar, dress her, go home, scan it, and send it to me_Jeffandthejerks@yahoo.com

"Do you wanna do the Chaka chaka?"

Honestly I don't brush as much as I should..

My 21st bday party 3 years ago also The Floating Corpses played! I'll be turning 24 this year FUCK~

"LADY-LIKE"

Im into The Yellow net-ish one.

"Ride The Wild-Pink-Horse" See The Little Boy in this pic? Thats me and This was my very first introduction to Girl Bands.(haha) I wish.

"Save the bast for Last"

"IT FELT ALRIGHT"

LGBT SLANG
v • d • eLesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) slang
Bareback · Banjee · Batty boy · Bear · Beard · Breeder · Bugchasing · Bulldagger · Butch and femme · Boi · Bottom · Castro clone · Chicken · Chickenhawk · Chub · Cottaging · Cruising · Daddy · Down-low · Drag · Dyke · En femme · Fag (Faggot) · Fag hag · Fag stag · Faux queen · Flagging (hanky code) · Friend of Dorothy · Fruit · Gay-for-pay · Gaydar · Gaymer · Glory hole · Lesbian until graduation · Lipstick lesbian · Party and play · Queen · Shemale · Soft butch · Swish · Top · Trade · Troll · Twink · U-Haul lesbian · Versatile

Drink-Luster

"I need a lover to give me The kind of love That would last always I need somebody uplifting To take me away I want a lover who knows me Who understands how I feel inside Someone to comfort and hold me Through the long lonely nights Till the dawn Why don't you take me away Chorus Dreamlover come rescue me Take me up take me down Take me anywhere you want to baby now I need you so desperately Won't you please come around 'Cause I wanna share forever with you baby I don't want another pretender To disillusion me one more time Whispering words of forever Playing with my mind I need someone to hold on to The kind of love that won't fly away I just want someone to belong to Everyday Of my life Always So come and take me away"

"AMY -LEEE!"

A hospital volunteer is sometimes nicknamed a candy striper. This name is derived from the red-and-white striped jumpers that female volunteers traditionally wore, which resembled stick candy. The name and uniform are used less frequently now. A snow cone is a paper cone filled with crushed ice topped with flavored sugar water. A "breast orgasm" is a female orgasm that is triggered from the stimulation of a woman's breast. Garage punk is a rock music fusion of garage rock and punk rock. It is fast-paced, lo-fi music characterised by angular, choppy guitar sounds — usually played by bands who are on independent record labels or who are unsigned.[2] Common lyrical themes range from cars, girls, school, toilet humor, sex, drugs, partying and rock and roll to liberation from social norms.

"Thinking and dreaming, Thinking and dreaming, Thinking and dreaming about youuu"

Im watching house Husbands of Hollywood and one of them just told his wife "You wanna have a baby? we gotta have sex" and another ones getting a vasectomy (which is good)...he told his buddy pointing at his child and said "This is what you get from a vacation in Cabo...9 months later you got a baby" uhhh? Im kinda sminda "cruda" from the 2 SoLs I had last night...everything was pretty quiet except for the music in my ears blasting through the headphones my right ear kinda felt raw at the end of the night too! And then the bang emotional bang I heard when They got back...I wondered what had happened and wish i could have helped. Yelp.

he was pretty much one of my first dream lusters..i can remember walking down the grand fairmont stairs...seeing him kinda through the door and then I opened it and he had a different more scruffy face but was dressed sumthing like this..."THEE PRETTY ONES ARE THE DIRTY ONES" no wait..WE'RE ALL FREAKsssss!

I cleaned the shit outta my Mom's Fridge yesterday and there was sum old ass shit in there that expired in like 07 when the dude who passed the house on to my mom told her to clean out the bitch in exchange for no deposit or sumthing...THis shit was like oh my god hella old fish frying sauce and oldschool dressing, caca cheese...I'll bet they're really gonna enjoy the new fridge and the fridge is a person to, it has a mind of it own, The freezer is its brain and if the bottom half is its body with a buncha expired food than the fridge is scary and dead...it wants to be cleaned too it has a heart and feelings too!

"Took Me out to wine dine sixty nine me but didn't hear a damn word i said-I see right Throuuuughooooo you"

last night I stayed in and made a cassette via mp3 or whatever the funk...

IT has sum cool new songs from 'Cindergarden' from Portland and Protect Me! from L.A. +

sum rare stuff from like 100 Flowers and junk...

This is not FrightFest in Fucking Vallejo alright! ITS FRIGHT WIG _Trashed out...

"primitive" oh shit They're back...Not THe Mummies >.MOM AND DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

T.I.T.S.

Taking Halloweeno pics last night was pretty fun..yeah! we didn't go to sleep until like 3 or so... I wore my mummie costume from last years dias and also this jack o lantern outfit thing (the kid style). I think im feeling backed-up from the freshetta...(haha) Also we had sa few pumpkins and fake gravestones and stuff...Toobad i couldn't bring over my huge life size play coffin..(bought it outside in the back of Salvation because they said they couldnt sell it in the store but that they were told to get rid of it or sumthing_$!0 boners). Pixth coming thoon-ThanX C. im in the pad right now and im wondering when they are gonna come back..shit! im hoping to get my very own personal computer soon so that i can become a prostitute and finally pass away (kidding).

I got some raggady anne and andy read along story book 45's today from 74' ..They seemed funny and well kinda way out..oh yeah they also have a pop put pic setting in each one ..(awesome) Im thinking of these amazing Frightwig quotes like "somethings gotta change" and "A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do" from their Crazy songs "I know what you did, I know what you diiiiiidddd!" (Amazed) until next time...The Tamales will finally get unwrapped

..

LOVE

harmonica-whoremonica

BoysFunn

Boys

Funn!

i recorded two normal legnth but shorter songs and one really really short song @ A Friends yesterday..We did the bass line first, The drums second and then Vocals last. He actually had cool technical recording Stuff (awesome) I didn't really know what i was gonna play so i pretty much wrote the songs right then and there...A buncha great whites and bong ripsss later, hearing an end result (even though it still may be unfinished) was awesome...This fuckin peice of shit friend of a friend whom i guess hes kinda nice other than the fact that he kept "rough house" like slugging me on my arm last night and it actually hurt and i really wanted to murder his ursula looking assss..I guess i remained calm. It's Friday and the nights here aren't always much funn..who knows whats in store for this month but I wanna whole lot and I guess right now im staying content with nothing...Shmmothing Wtf?

Budget Rock Showcase is this month..with The Mummies I'll bet its gonna Rock! i really want a damn tamale but i feel like one will lead me to buy atleast 3 and then I'll definitley Explode and besides tose are over by my side a town yeah. I just remembered that this girl By the name of Sarah Gardettos or sumthing like that was already having Anal in like 9th grade...I was Such a child back than and I wish i would have done-more..much more. Music and these machines and procrastination smoking out...just sitting has gotten the best of me and im still in the Well-what the hell? hopefully I can make it TO PARTTIME +PUNX fest in LA on the 10th. Im still accepting Boyfriend applications...

Creampie, or internal cum shot,[1] is a slang term used in pornography to describe when a male ejaculates inside his partner's vagina or anus.[

In pornography, vaginal sex is generally followed by a facial or other visible ejaculation; creampies have been called the "counterimage" of facials.[1] Ejaculating in the vagina is a rarer situation which can be advertised to attract viewers.

(TS A WAY OF LIFE! LITERALLY!! AGGGGGGH (EEEW))

Riot Grrrl Bands would often reappropriate ordinarily derogatory phrases like 'cunt', 'bitch', 'dyke' and 'slut' (the very same words often received from male audience members), writing them proudly on their skin with lipstick or fat markers, thus nullifying their attempted offensive power and making them ultimately harmless and funny

Twat TWack

BREAK-FAST

clean clear throat

This is how a man sees a ruler

its pretty late and i can hear the winds like hardcore...its officially October...Its pretty much fall and The high winds is a perfect welcoming into the years most coolest season...The food I ate today was good starting off with Ravioli's I discovered in M's Freezor out back and than sum left over cheesecake, brownies, A shitty Taco Bell Generic HArdshell Taco, doritos, A cookie...AGHHHHHHHH!!..I feel like such a fat ass..I have to start the NEW health Diet (NO more Processed Shit). It's The New school shitThats killing our generation it is!...Like Schwule says "This Human Extinction izzz Working" Im hoping to record sum "Gay Tendencies" Tracks Tommorow @ E's cause I gotta get that shit down for TwinGrrl Records from the U.K. That wanna add me to their up and coming which seems like its gonna be awesome COMP. w/ like T.I.T.s. and a whole buncha other cool bands yeah. A's New Band "AMerican Splits" is playing this weekend in Davis and I really wanna check em out-hopefully I can find a ride out east. I saw Finally Punk In Davis On New Years Day..(what an amazing way to kick in the new year it was!)

This month is definitley time to climb the sky! Damn-it!

In some pre-industrial societies, semen and other body fluids were revered because they were believed to be magical. Blood is an example of such a fluid, but semen was also widely believed to be of supernatural origin and effect and was, as a result, considered holy or sacred. It was widely believed, in ancient times, that gemstones were drops of divine semen which had coagulated after having fertilized the earth.